Friday, November 11, 2005

How To Sleep in Class:

This all depends on you are positioned compared to your teacher, so I’ll go through multiple positions. First make sure that your teacher is doing a lecture or something that takes no involvement from yourself.

Back of the room against a wall:
1. Prop yourself up against the wall.
2. Get in a comfortable, yet steady position.
3. Direct your head towards the teacher's position or the position where the teacher will be speaking.
4. Use your hand to not only cover your eyes, but to keep your head from falling down.
5. If you are not using your other hand, place a pencil in it, then place it over a piece of paper that is already written on.
7. Half close your eyes to look awake if you have the skill of sleeping with your eyes open.
8. Sleep.

In the middle of a row
1. Direct yourself towards the teacher like in steps 1 and 4 earlier.
2. Lean way back in your seat to ensure that you will not fall over.
3. Prop your chin on your chest in order to look like you are paying attention to the lecture.
4. Cross your arms, it helps to keep you back in your seat and from bobbing.
5. Place a piece of written on paper in front of you like in step 6 from above.
6. Half close your eyes to look awake if you can, as in step 7 from above.
7. Sleep
Front of the row:
1. Follow steps 1 and 4 from above and face the teacher.
2. Sit up straight in your desk.
3. Slightly lean forward and look down towards the desk.
4. Brace your head with one or both hands making sure to cover your eyes.
5. Place a piece of paper on your desk like step 6 from above.
6. Sleep.

After class is over, if the lecture was important get someone to summarize it for you to get the main info needed.

74 comments:

Anonymous said...

A trick I learned is to wear a hat, that way your eyes are always covered. Plus is you sleep with your chin to your chest it lloks like you taking notes, and you won't snore!

Anonymous said...

People with long hair (Like me) can sleep easily in class... A trick I learn is to try to sleep straight without leanning on to something... If you can do that, put a pencil in your hand and pretend you are taking notes....

Rose said...

Well u can also just lay ur head on ur desk and sleep...DUH...inless u don't want to get in trouble...i just sleep

Anonymous said...

ummmmm...... why go to class?

Anonymous said...

well I think that this is genious, as I don't like to get in trouble. This also provides an answer for going to class

Anonymous said...

this is genius i actully slept like 4 times this week

Anonymous said...

Do any of you really think these "tricks" work? Your instructors are not blind, deaf, and stupid, no matter what you think. It is VERY apparent when you are sleeping, even if you think you're cleverly hiding it. Stay home to sleep and quit annoying people!

pishy said...

"Do any of you really think these "tricks" work? Your instructors are not blind, deaf, and stupid, no matter what you think. It is VERY apparent when you are sleeping, even if you think you're cleverly hiding it. Stay home to sleep and quit annoying people!"

i think "these tricks" work because, your instructors are deaf, blind, and stupid when it comes to lecturing and stuff, it isn't really all that apparent when you sleep if you do it right, and how is sleeping in class (without snoring) annoying to people unless they are jealous of you because you get to sleep and they don't?

Anonymous said...

you can just ley your head on the desk and put yer book on your lap to fake that you are reading... that way you can close your eyes..

Anonymous said...

There is no 6 in the First Example.. no one noticed this? it goes from 5 to 7. anyways it's a good trick

Anonymous said...

well sleeping in class got me through calculus. i had a nice wall seat, take if if you can. the long hair helps so much just sit up then rest your head on your hand. your other hand should be used to hold a pencil. some of us got so good at this at random times while sleeping our hands would twitch, so people really thought you were taking notes. and yes people are that blind and stupid to not know...do it everyday so people think that's how you take notes

Dan said...

Lol, I do that too, my mohawk works quite well with the long hair part too, if your teacher does ask you what you were doing simply tell them "I plead the 5th" thus making urself immune to teachers pissing you off, beleive it or not, you have a right of speech, and you also have a right of SILENCE and "I plead the 5th" means you start using the "Miranda right" meaning you don't have to talk..I love pissing off my spanish teacher like that. It was wikid funny, maybe I'll bring my cam to class, and put it up before the people come in, it'll be funny, my E-mail is pr3dat0rdan@hotmail.com I'll probably only respond to the people that DON'T innsult me, dont annoy me, or I'm gunna get mad.........

Love,
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Anonymous said...

that is so funny, i am going to use that "i plead to the 5th" thing now, i never thought of that. thanks Dan

Anonymous said...

hi, im a teacher. and i hate when lil fucks like you pretend like they are taking notes but actually sleep during my lectures. too bad im deaf, half blind on one of my eyes and had history of mental retardation in my family, thus i cant really notice when students do it. but id love to punish the bastards. so how about you "i plead the 5th" fella with the camera and i team up so i can use material evidence during the teacher conference.

Anonymous said...

Or constantly annoy the fuck out of the teacher. Ask a lot of stupid questions, challenge every thing they say, sometimes out of no where raise your hand and just bring up some random off the wall topic, give ridiculously wrong answers, shit like that... But know your limits try not to make them constantly be focused on you. When they ask a question or look at the class they will purposely keep their eyes averted. Then after about two weeks of this they would rather you be asleep and want to avoid you.

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Anonymous said...

y dont u just sleep and when the teacher says something just keep sleepin like u didnt hear her eventually she will shut up

Jezebel said...

I've actually learned to sleep with one eye open, which only works when you happen to be on the proper side of the teacher. . . upon waking up, sit with the eye you close while sleeping closed, and rub at it furiously. Makes you look contageous, but damn. I just slept through Calc and got away with it. What Do I care?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

actually at my school if u bug a teacher long enough theyll say just shut up and dont say nuthn and if a student says hey hes sleep theyll say good let them stay that way. But in my case if you gatta go to sleep u betta get u a clean spot on the desk put your head down and hit that night night

Anonymous said...

ok, i sleep like every day at school, through 90% of my classes. i just go to sleep and if they have a problem, then fuck them. most teachers dont say anything to me cuz when im awake i annoy the living piss out of them, or just dont do anything or say anything. and they really dont have a problem with it cuz i get ALL of my homework in on time, i might fail every test and quiz i take, but i take enough time to complete my assignments, and this i usually do without even brining anything home with me at night. its not that hard, either do it during class instead of sleeping, or just copy it from a friend. school is easy. its a place to take naps and shit. but i do give dude credit for tips on how to sleep if you dont have it in u to sleep and not care. peace. and smoke a bowl of weed, its not as bad as everyone thinks.

Anonymous said...

I got into alot of trouble this year for sleaping in class. Not only that ,I also had to take the mickey from everyone about it and that REALLY sucked. This better work. I'm counting on this!

Anonymous said...

If you are asian, like me, you stand a good chance at getting away with things. If you don't have wide or very open eyes, then it just looks like you are squinting when you are actually sleeping. Sweet.

Anonymous said...

I've always found it most usefulto just ignore the teacher wtf do i care if i get caught screw them!!! they are all pussys!! they yell at me fot having heelies ..... what do they care im getting to class ahead of time and they try to take them awway evry time but i supeer glued them in so they cant get em out!!! they fucking hate me <(*.*)>

Anonymous said...

hey i sleep like 90% of the time too. its fine to sleep in class as long as u kno whats going on after. i sleep all the time and my average for all my classes are still 97% so its fine.

Anonymous said...

A good way to sleep in class is to lay your arm out on your desk beside a paper with writing on it and then lay your head on your arm to face your paper and put your pencil in your hand.. i slept though science :)

Anonymous said...

The science teacher is very inactive and doesn't even bother to teach (he just assigns work). I bring a pillow to that class everyday and catch up on my sleep.

NEGRO around the block said...

just lay your head against the desk, facing the side OPPOSITE of the side ur teacher is on. Start moving ur pen/cil in a writing movement, as though you are looking and taking notes

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Kay-lee said...

Wow i could so sleep in the class im in right now. its so boring. im in keyboarding bleck. but i learnt that if you are in keyboarding you can lay your head on your hand and look like you looking at the computer. =] it works too i have slept 3 days in this class. it is 2nd period. Bleh i am so sleepy. Or you can just lay your head down and go to sleep unless your a good kid and dont want to get in trouble but like if your sleeping in class you are so not a good kid! l0l. Jr. High sucks.! =/. blehhh

Baby said...

i could fall asleep in this friggin class i hate it its second period keyboarding and it sucks. we are doin a find it thingy and bleh i hate it.its easy to go to sleep in this class. exspecially right now. i am sleepy and irrated and kinda mad/confuseddd.!!!
all i want to do is sleep. all i have to do is close my eyes she would never know. we are seprarated by walls and computers and crap i could hide in here and she wouldnt know. haha. i want to go to sleeeeeeeeeep sooo bad. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. l0l. only about 5 more hours till i can go home. l0l. =] but i want to sleeeeeeep nowwwww. =/. well i am goin to go now. have a great day. =]

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Kay-Kay said...

OMG!!!! I could totally like really easily sleep in the class im in right now!!! Keyboarding!!!! its would be SOOOOO easy!!! Im mean our teacher would never know because all she does is talk to other teachers....... DUH!!! I could do what you said just with the keyboard!!!! I could leanforward close my eyes and place my fingers on the keyboard as to type!!!!!!!!!!! So easy!!! HUH????? Dont you agree!!!!! An the monitors create like a cubby hole where she couldnt see us!!!! An it would work perfect!!! I mean im so tired!!! If i tried i could go to sleep in the wink of a eye!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZ Dream cloud i can see it!!!! or i could just wear a hat!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! Why did i just type ALLthat when i could just wear a hat!! Anyways it would work if you didnt have a hat!! Oh i know why because we arent allowed to wear hats!!!! !!!!!!!!

Kay-Kay said...

OMG!!!! I could totally like really easily sleep in the class im in right now!!! Keyboarding!!!! its would be SOOOOO easy!!! Im mean our teacher would never know because all she does is talk to other teachers....... DUH!!! I could do what you said just with the keyboard!!!! I could leanforward close my eyes and place my fingers on the keyboard as to type!!!!!!!!!!! So easy!!! HUH????? Dont you agree!!!!! An the monitors create like a cubby hole where she couldnt see us!!!! An it would work perfect!!! I mean im so tired!!! If i tried i could go to sleep in the wink of a eye!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZ Dream cloud i can see it!!!! or i could just wear a hat!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! Why did i just type ALLthat when i could just wear a hat!! Anyways it would work if you didnt have a hat!! Oh i know why because we arent allowed to wear hats!!!! !!!!!!!!

Kay-Kay said...

OMG!!!! I could totally like really easily sleep in the class im in right now!!! Keyboarding!!!! its would be SOOOOO easy!!! Im mean our teacher would never know because all she does is talk to other teachers....... DUH!!! I could do what you said just with the keyboard!!!! I could leanforward close my eyes and place my fingers on the keyboard as to type!!!!!!!!!!! So easy!!! HUH????? Dont you agree!!!!! An the monitors create like a cubby hole where she couldnt see us!!!! An it would work perfect!!! I mean im so tired!!! If i tried i could go to sleep in the wink of a eye!!!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZZZ Dream cloud i can see it!!!! or i could just wear a hat!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! Why did i just type ALLthat when i could just wear a hat!! Anyways it would work if you didnt have a hat!! Oh i know why because we arent allowed to wear hats!!!! !!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

What a fuckin retard, for all you retarded motherfuckers out there reading this, you are fuckin retarded, who needs a guide on how to sleep, just go to fucking sleep and if the teach says something tell them to shut the fuck up and let you sleep!

Anonymous said...

in math class, i used to sleep sitting leaned back in my chair, head up hair covering my eyes ... but most teachers dont care that much anyway as long as you do good in theyr class....my old science teacher used to let me play games on the computer in the back of the room during class cuz i had a 97 average....

Anonymous said...

A bit similar. Here's a trick I use in English and Physics where I can lean against a wall;

wear something with sleaves like a jumper, listen to an interesting podcast on your ipod/mp3player without being caught by putting the earphone down your sleves and lean your head onto your hand with the earphone carfully hidden in your ear. Hours wasted!

Anonymous said...

the person who posted this im a teacher. and i hate when lil fucks like you pretend like they are taking notes but actually sleep during my lectures. too bad im deaf, half blind on one of my eyes and had history of mental retardation in my family, thus i cant really notice when students do it. but id love to punish the bastards. so how about you "i plead the 5th" fella with the camera and i team up so i can use material evidence during the teacher conference.

is not a teecher how I Know he did not cap I, cursed and lied

Anonymous said...

I had a teacher, who realy hated me, every time i said something she jelld at me, so when i fell asleep she was basicly happy, because at least then i would stay quiet and stop bothering her.

Anonymous said...

why cant u just go in the library, find a chair move it in the corner then sleep, it dosent matter if students pass bye because all theys going to do is try not to embarase themselves, like acting like a nerd, of if the librarian passes bye u, just keep sleeping, my librarian even said "are u here to sleep?" she dosent reilly care

Anonymous said...

All i do in class in put my sweatshirt over me and sleep. My teacher does not care, and best of all he is monotone!!!! gets me to sleep fast :P.

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Devz! said...

Dudes and dudets. Screw all who say that these tips dont work, but they might not keep ur grades up. if the teachers yell at you 4 sleeping then just say what i say, "Im sleeping so i can get my energy up so i can concentrate." Trust me peeps. It works

peace n' love,
Dev.

Nick! said...

If you're in a classroom with tables and chairs instead of desks, find one facing sideways and lean sideways facing the teacher. Try holding a pen in your hand so that you drop it and wake yourself up if you start to slouch too much.

Imagine this guy with his eyes closed, a pen in is left hand and a teacher to his right:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4132069/2/istockphoto_4132069-serious-looking-man-leaning-on-table.jpg

Elizabeth said...

XD done that before. first time i got to sleep in math class. cover eyes with your head up as if writing. nice. they may not be blind but they only look at half of the people they should.

Anonymous said...

* Get a dictaphone that can speed up playback and use it to record the lecture while you sleep
* Get into the routine of wearing mirrored sunglasses all the time - that way, people won't question you wering them in lectures... while you fall asleep
* Sit in the 2nd from front row, behind someone tall, then slouch down so you can't be seen.
* Sit near the front in a class of troublemakers (troublemakers always sit at the back) so no-one will pay attention to you
* Sit in the middle of a crowd off to one side

* AND MAKE SURE NO-ONE POSTS PICTURES OF YOU SLEEPING TO FACEBOOK!

Anonymous said...

shut the fuck up the people that think sleeping in class is wrong

Anonymous said...

Wow, your all a bunch of winners.

Anonymous said...

when u get classwork look at your class work and close your eyes or fill in the paper and thene close your eyes it may or may not work but it is a 90% that u may get a way with it. ps: all u pepol think this is worng then go fuck ur selfs u fat ass bitch'es pss:hay mine may worck and do not say this one sucks hay did other ones did .... yay so do not for get that psss:that all bitchs lol happy fuck day

Anonymous said...

I'm laughing at all the old fuckers in here that think their classes are interesting enough for kids to keep awake. Middle School and Jr. High are pretty much review.

Anonymous said...

to whoever thinks u can say "i plead the 5th" in school and actually get the right to not say anything i dumb, the moment u step in to school u are under their rules and restrictions, amendments usually dont apply, do ur research fags.. this website is gay btw - Anon

Anonymous said...

okay anyone that left a comment saying you shouldnt be sleeping in your classes n junk, why the fuck r u on this website reading all the comments??? why would you be looking up ways to sleep in class if your against it?? ya retards

Anonymous said...

oh and by the way, fuck all bitchy teachers. thank you for you time (:P

Brodie said...

I usually just cross my arms on the desk, lay my head down, and sleep :p

Anonymous said...

i just finish what i need to finish then sleep. this is useful during a lecture tho, but most of the time our teachers let us finish seat works and requirements, giving me the tie to sleep when done.

Anonymous said...

here is how I pass out in class http://howtohacklife101.blogspot.com/2011/05/how-to-sleep-in-class.html

Anonymous said...

just pretend you fainted, then sleep! Warning: you might hit the groung with your head

Anonymous said...

after I'v been up for 2 days in a row trying to finish some random 15 page essay on the history of pink cumquats in the islands of boohoop which sank into the ocean over 200 years ago I honestly dont want to hear what my teacher has to say, unfortunately falling asleep in class obviously means my teacher will have a lot to say that I dont want to hear. The people who keep whining about how you need to stay awake in class or just go sleep in the library are the people who's parents are paying for their college edjucation these are the people that can get away with not always doing their homework and getting a full nights sleep as well as a worse grade. Some people actually have to have perfect grades and have to sleep, I know shocker.

Anonymous said...

I just realized that annoying person I'm class is a GENIUS lol

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Anonymous said...

oh my god it worked it got me through 2 math periods but what kept me a wake was this dude its weird because the button on his shirt says you have the right to remain stupid any thing and every thing that u say can and will be ignored

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Anonymous said...

I slept through History and i just went for it head on the desk completely obvious to everyone that i was sleeping and got away with it

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Anonymous said...

This is pretty interesting. I sleep in class ALL THE TIME all I do is just sleep with my head on my arm on the desk holding a pencil. Even if the teacher walks by they don't even care if as long as u do good in their class. I have good grades As and Bs and I sleep in class every day. It's not all that hard and these tricks DO work I use them in different classes due to my seat I'm assigned to.

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Anonymous said...

I'll pass out, I don't care. I rarely go to class, and when I do my teachers are just happy I'm there then don't care what I do. It's pretty great. xD

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