Thursday, November 10, 2005

How To Do a Nerve Pinch:

1) Find the nerve center in your own neck. It should be right below your ear and right above your jaw. Press down on it with your index finger, you should know if you have found the right place. Find this on both sides of your neck.


2) Approach intended victim.

3) Using your thumb and middle finger, apply pressure to the nerve location on both sides of the neck.

80 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would only work on the scrawniest of victims.....

Anonymous said...

...it is also dangerous. Press the wrong cluster/vessel for more than five to ten seconds and death might occure.
So, don't.

Anonymous said...

actually that nerve is slighty in under the jaw bone. the best way to get to it is using the thumb and apply pressure in a can opener motion from the rear towards the tip of the nose. this will avoid any important blood vessals.

The Matt said...

I know how to do the Vulgar Nerve Pinch thanks to Space Quest VI.

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Anonymous said...

Touching a woman on that particular spot, very gently, drives her wild. Works for me every time.

Anonymous said...

yeah, i had a lot of people trying to grab and pinch my neck. as it was usually aggravating i found some of the results from these fun bullies. my neck muscles are quick to react and tolerate pressure very well. more interestingly, if you are my size or larger i can put you in the most stimulating shoulder lock you've probably experienced, with my choice to knee your head into a wall, destroy your shoulder joint, or walk you anywhere i desire.

alisking said...

^ lol, jiu jitsu owns with a capital p

Anonymous said...

ahh jui jitsu, why did I ever stop attending?

Dan said...

because your no chinese, fucking bafoon let them study their own studies lol... Nah I'm just kidding
Love,
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Anonymous said...

It's Japanese, not Chinese.

johny said...

ive heard of reports and there's been alot of deaths because of this do not try it

Anonymous said...

Can cause cardiac arrest if applied millimeters from the intended spot for more than 5 seconds.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm...i might have to try that,thanks for the new idea

Anonymous said...

Can be lethal. The blood can stop circulating to the brain because the blood vessels stick together. Also can make the person unconscious.

Anonymous said...

Just because you can do something doesn't mean that it should be done but in this case making people unconcoius is one of my favorite pass times

Anonymous said...

WOW...I WOULD CONSIDER ONLY USING THIS ONLY IN SELFDEFENSE SITUATIONS

Anonymous said...

Doing this too gently will make you look wierdnyrse

Anonymous said...

dude i cant make it work on people even if their necks are scrawny

Anonymous said...

dude can you tell me how to work properly

Anonymous said...

dude can you tell me how to work properly

jaxon said...

i tried with myself. NOTHING HAPPENED!

Anonymous said...

You are all noobs and you suck at life.

Anonymous said...

omg!!!! you people are wierd and have no life. seriously>>>>>come on, get a date or somesthing.

Anonymous said...

U LOT ARE SO SAD ITS UNREAL, WHY WUD YOU WANNA HURT SOMEONE? ITS CHAVS LIKE YOU THAT CAUSE ANNOYANCE TO NORMAL PEOPLES LIVES AND BULLY OTHERS U PATHETIC WASTERS. ILL LOCK YOU ALL UP U SAD LOW LIVES....(POLICEMAN)

Anonymous said...

rofl to the noob that thinks he is a policeman, people like you make threads like this worth reading just for the amusment factor.

Your not a cop, not that it would matter if you were, but your probably a fat gay teen living with your mother wishing you made something of your life and now feel the need to rain on everyone's parade on the internet that isn't as retarded as you are which sadly for us, is just about everyone else.

Anonymous said...

lol, well i think that pplz who come on here to pay out pplz r complete an utter fags, there worse than whoeva made the post in the first place. like i mean people might enjoy this in their spare time instead of watching tv, it is a matter of oppionon and just because somone differs in oppinon doesnt make them worse then you it makes you worse than them for paying them out. but in all that iff you spen your life on here i suggest getting out lol :~) ohh and the dude who thinks hes a policeman, u r a total and utter fag)

posted by nibblits :P

Anonymous said...

FYI, your means belonging to you, you're means you are. I'm 15 by the way and I have known that rule since I was 7.

Anonymous said...

fuck yall

Anonymous said...

Wankers hu come on here r total fags, just like the policeman guy he is just stupid he is probs sum fat prick hu sits on his ass in sum lousy appartment wishing that he had enuf money 2 afford a shower, this is stupid why would you come on here 2 learn how 2 do this you utter fagots.

Austin said...

that "cop" is just some fat 40 year old guy that still lives with his mom and collects comic books and on his free time he plays dungeons and dragons or some other retarded game.

Anonymous said...

i will give this a shot it seems like fun i really dont care beciuse if im doing it its probary to someone i hate.

Anonymous said...

I have enjoied many posts from this site, why do so many of the posts come down to threatening and abusive language. 'Noob' this and 'Get a girlfriend' that. You all really really need to grow up.

23yrs, Non-noob, 2 girlfriends.

Anonymous said...

ya guys its sad how you treat a fellow human being he is a brother to our race

Anonymous said...

You really need to take this down, this could aid in people who want to kill themselves.

Seriously, remove it or I'm going to report this to the police.

I know someone who works at the Hospital and they said this only works if it's another person doing it to you and it has to be precise. But this is deadly information.

Anonymous said...

i would only use this if i had to defend my self, it helped me when i was shooting my paintball gun and missed and broke a window+TV, the guy was soooooooo mad he attacked me..........thx guys


P.S. the guy broke my nose LOLZ

Anonymous said...

God your mean!

Anonymous said...

this is what you do
u grab the other persons pinky finger
with your thumb and index finger
then you flinch your pinky finger
then they blow up

its true i saw it in kung fu panda

Anonymous said...

WELL OK HERES THE REAL TRUTH I THINK THAT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF YOU EVER GOT IN A FIGHT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT ITS STEEL KIND OF DANGOUS!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

THANK YOUU!!!!!!!!!!! i eon't nerve pinch

Anonymous said...

it works i used it on my friend

Anonymous said...

it works i used it on my friend

Anonymous said...

it work i used it on my friend

Anonymous said...

this works on places like arms and legs also. if you pinch or punch with fingertips at the bending of the inner arm it might paralyze the arm and make it unmoveable for 30-60 minutes. Now Warning do not pinch in back of neck around the bun there. This might make the one you pinch to lose breath. Trust me its not funny when you see they cant breath. These pinches works in other places like legs,groin,chest,back along spine,and also behind ear (as shown on page). Just warning that pushing or pinching at chests bottom near lungs might damage the victim. Doing a punch/pinch at two points for example arms legs at same time makes the victim immobilized.If you hold a steady grip under the victims elbow and pushes the soft inner arms bending he will automaticlly bend down. Just warning that just beacause the victims arms is out doesnt mean he cant fight with them. HE can move his body to make them flap around to slap you. wanna know more check about pressure points.

Anonymous said...

this can kill within 2 days do not do it

Anonymous said...

I like everyone who's coming on here saying that people who spend their time on here are losers and fags..you know you're calling yourself that by being on here? Duuuuumb.

Anonymous said...

Lol this is funny I'm Lmfao at all the retards who post here like the "policeman" rofl!!!! Not everyones coments were stupid so dont get me wrong. But the policeman one had me laughing for like 10 mins!! I've heard some stupid stuff but that post was like the icing on the cake :).

Anonymous said...

this stuf is nuts!

Anonymous said...

Umm so u know you peeps just wanna kill people umm that's cool ?? Anyway just you people get a life I mean seriously MAKING PEOPLE UNCONCIOUS

SaviorWooten said...

Seems Legit.

Anonymous said...

police mans just a retarted idiot sitting on the lounge playing with dolls. he may as well shove his shit up his ass dick head drinking piss

Anonymous said...

dick heads the police mans a dick head i say fuck that bitch get a stick and shuve it up his ass

kill him

hes a 15 year old retarted low life living with his mum reading playboy mags wishing to have sex

Anonymous said...

jesus christ, do any of you illiterate fucks know how to spell? there was this one dumbass who kept saying "hu" instead of who and i was like really? REALLY? and also lol at the dipshit cyber cop.

Anonymous said...

I still don't understand? Does it make you pass out? Or something?

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Anonymous said...

If you pinch to long might kill the person so don't do it

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Victoria Vaughn said...

Hey my boyfriend and I were goofing around and he was trying this out on me but he did it a little too hard and now both nerves have swollen and really hurt and I can't sleep some nights and it gave me a fucking migraine today does anyone know what will help?

Anonymous said...

Sleeper hold

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