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You'd better hope the ninja you stole this picture from doesn't sneak into your bedroom at night and assasinate you. Ninjas are good at that sort of business, you know. ;)
c'mon, every ten year old living in a slum in Brazil knows this one. It's a survival strategy for them. So no one outside a slum would like to be seen in this.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, dats so kik ass, i like da comment bnout chuck norris, dats funnie, i showed ppl at my high skewl and day were like "how do u do dat", i wanna do dat wit a ninja suit and kill sum 1, THE 1 WHO STOLE THE SHIRT IDEA
i'm wearing your ninja mask as i write this and i notice that it is somewhat hard to take fast deep breathes. i have to open my mouth really wide. this still kicks ass. i suppose ninjas have to go throught a lot any way.
"Actually I'm a ninja so watch out! PS: I'm SERIOUS!!!!!"
If you're a ninja, then tell me what are the basic fundamentals of being a ninja? what is the name for stealth? what is the art of training to be a ninja called?
ninjas do not need to breath as much as u do. and the art of the ninja is taught in ninjitsu (stealth and fighting style) and nimpo (fighting style). Thats all im going to realease
Hey! It's over a year since i read this. It's totally cool thanks man!! I was desperate for some cover whilst i nilf candy tonight (October 2006) and was screwed. I had nothing to wear! A weak inner spider-ninja sense reminded me about you!!!
Ninja top rules!!! I wish i could send you some candy...
My friend did this, and ninja'ed his way into my house. Funny thing is, some old lady saw him with his mask on & breaking in and called out all of our neighbors on the street. Eventually, we noticed about 10 or so people wandering around staring at my house. I made my friend go out and tell everyone he wasn't a terrorist or something.
I must admit this made me laugh a bit, partially because it keeps resurfacing everywhere. I believe the original source is entertheninja.com. From one standpoint this is somewhat practical in emergency situations, or when you're just screwing around, but of course it doesn't make up for a full traditional shinobi shozoku.
And whoever said that ninjutsu is not an art, you're an idiot. Ninjutsu is a martial art, and yes it has historical influence from other martial arts, but what doesnt? Most of the martial arts we know today trace themselves back to India, which branch over to China/Korea etc., and then are brought to Japan by travelling monks who have sailed overseas. And even so, ninjutsu has definitely defined itself as its own martial art. The only one I could see you referencing as a culmination of arts would be the Konigun Ryu, which does have some pretty strong roots and influences from several martial arts (ha I give you too much credit, you probably have never even heard of these, "adam").
But ninjutsu is definitely its own martial art, "adam", the art of stealth being one of its most widely accepted translations. And whoever said pirates beat ninjas, ugh, get real. Rock on taijutsu, ninjutsu, and the Togakure Ryu (a form of ninjutsu that I study, look it up and learn something)!
This is a wonderful thing! I am going to Burning Man for the first time this year and this is a perfect way to protect from the dust storms whilst still looking cool! Thank you!
As to the debate between the arts, I studied both ninjutsu and Kung-fu and I found Kung fu to be much more useful. Real Kung fu focuses on simple, economical movements while ninjutu seemed to emphasize cool looking movements, from what I saw.
Personally, I don't really care. Any martial art is far better than none and most people have no training at all.
Yeah, pretty good, except for the fact that I've seen this on about 20 sites, none of which was the original. All the idiots in this should shut up about being vandals and terrorists, and go terrorize and vandalize their own houses. The dude studying Konigun Ryu, that sounds cool, and I'd do it if i had money for lessons. and kung fu dude, every martial art has it's own advantages and disadvantages.
Ok.. First off.. The comments here are More weird than the whole 'Im a ninja ill kick your ass' theme going on. Second off, To the person whom brought up [Savory Deviate Delight].. You>Ninja
I haven't seen anyone on this entire page who has a clue what they're talking about yet.. koshiden ryu or whatever isn't true ninjutsu, that's fake ninjutsu taught by a fake scam artist grandmaster who stays in hiding and goes by the name of Ashida Kim.. None of you will ever be accepted into the real clan.. You screwed yourselves by posting your bs.. In order to be a member of the ninja brotherhood you have to be accepted by submitting backrground checks and medical history for starters.. Then after that you'll wait for months maybe even years.. In the event that you lie to get in they'll find out and put you out physically.. I'm not even going to tell any of you where or how to receive the real training.. I'm just going to laugh at how ridiculously retarded you all are and how stupid each of you would look in a real fight.. Also I should add that all arts DO have flaws EXCEPT for ninjutsu.. No other art teaches the flaws of the flaws of the flaws which lead back to no flaw of every technique possible to man.. And to the idiot who thinks he has the answers who is a flake, I train in kung fu as well.. None of your statements about origination are completely true.. The only walk of life in any other part of the world that is even similar to that of the ninja is that of the Native American Scouts found moreso in the Eastern Coast of North America than the West Coast.. Therefore proving all of your bs to be bs.. It is true that other arts have been perverted into perfection by the ninja, however, it is not true that any of the other arts influenced ninjutsu itself.. I'm not going into any detail because none of you deserve it.. And yes, you got my attention by your stupid college ski-mask crap.. I hope someone calls the cops on you and that they beat you when they catch you retards.. As a matter of fact, you'd better pray that the cops catch you and not one of us.. To help give us a shameful reputation is to help yourself into a closed casket prematurely..
awesome i made one for myself and my dad (i'm not above 17 or 18 yet...) has a sword and i took pictures with me as a ninja w/ my sword it was fwikin tight!!!
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dude, being a ninja is all about stealth, including ninjitsu, ninpo, and to use the cool term freerunning. look it up on youtube. (freerunning i mean. not the jamaican movie.) plus ninja's were honourless scoundrels. oh well. Still cool! P.S. pirate's would use ninja skillz and weapons THEY ARE DAMNED EQUAL!!!
Dude this kicks ass! All you ppl criticizing this, shun you! You have no right to live. I am gonna wear this for the rest of the night! You are a god dude! But look out the samari will be after you...
wait a minute ppl whats up with pretending to be a ninja you have to be one to pull it off right and this is cming from a girl training to be a ninja and no im not asain(sorry but i love all you asains)so get real ppl its annoying as hell to here/see ppl trying to be one so watch it and im serious.>=(
ZOMG guys this is the best thing that could ever be invented!!! ZOMG ZOMG I am wearing the mask right now in skool and every1 is looking at me. I think now Im finally accepteddddddddd :) :) TY FOR HU EVER MADE THIS. MY ninja ways are forever in your debt.
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This may be a bit off topic but I was reading an earlier post on spoon bending which got me very interested in the subject. In doing further research on the topic I found that many people report that this actually happens.
I did this and then ninjad out to my kitchen to get a drink. My parents didn't bat an eyelid. Also, sarcastic congratulations to they guy who use the wrong "your" (it was meant to be "you're" 575 times in a row. (And misspelled "I'm" once.)
You have been my inspiration for my homecoming next week as I am going as a ninja assassin during super hero/villain day. I'll be wearing my Zero Punctuation shirt that says "I'm An Assassin (shhhhhhhhhhhhhh)!" with the t-shirt mask you just taught me :)
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Thank you to day i had to clean up dog shit so i put my ninja mask on and sprayed some frebreeze at the nostril area and managed to do it without any shit smell near my nose cheer to you ninja mask creator.
As soon as I made this I started a black knight operation and would attack anybody who tried to come up the stairs. The best part was that nobody knew who I was.
this is awsome as i am a real ninja . i have trained for 7 years in karate, judo, tai quan do, ninjitsu and jujitsu. and i have been going to gymnastics for 12 years now and i have the rest of the suit but i couldent find a ninja mask so now all i have to do is dust of the shriunkens i made when i was 10
are these comments real? i've never found such a large group of stupid people before. but just to join in i would like to say some key phrases; kick ass, im wearing this as i type, retard, dude, your a jew.
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I wore mine whilst I ate toasties and eggy-wegs. Me mum got mad cause I dripped runny egg yoke on me spanking new Ninja head covering and her yelling scared me cat until he wet the floor caused me to have a bloody mental breakdown and stand up and throw me bloody chair across the kitchen. That got me ASD in an uproar good and proper and me father had to drag me off by automobile to the asylum to spend time with me psychiatrist. SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR NINJA FOLDY T-SHIRT!!!! I'M NOT ONE OF YOU!!!! I'LL NEVER BE ONE OF YOU!!!!
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You'd better hope the ninja you stole this picture from doesn't sneak into your bedroom at night and assasinate you. Ninjas are good at that sort of business, you know. ;)
This owns so hard.
i did this the instant i read it, and it kicks more ass than chuck norris.
So damn cool, I'm going to be ninja for the rest of the night,
This kicks ass so hard, but damn some ninja's are gonna be pissed when they find out that their ancient t-shirt folding ways are out!
P.S. Ninjas kick ass.
We're onto you.
YOU ARE GOD.
You are a prince among men, I wear this kickass symbole of retardeness as I type I salute you for discovering the ancient art of foldy shirt.
You're not God, Vern is. I can't believe this surfaced again.
well done dude, i am in awe of your ninja skills
OMG OMG thats soooo awsome im wearing it as i type this, its soooooooooooooo kick ass, i feel like kicking ass.
do u not no the power u hav unleashed sum retard like me will form an army n take ova da wurld like pinky n da brain only itll work!
dam this is like the coolest thing ive ever seen. that one guy rules! im gonna show everyone and theyl be so jelous and ill be all like... booya
This is so old, it's not even cool any more. If you do this, other ninjas will kick your ass for being retarded.
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c'mon, every ten year old living in a slum in Brazil knows this one. It's a survival strategy for them. So no one outside a slum would like to be seen in this.
me and a few guys ran through college with ninja masks, people actually thought we were there to beat the c**p outta someone! this rocks!!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO SUPER NINJA STUFF!!!!!
Dude that is sweet, I just did that and im wearing it right now.
OMG ! . . . that is awesome! thank you sooo much !
haha! yeeeah! I just did this when I read it! yeah! it kicks ass man! i ♥ it!!!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, dats so kik ass, i like da comment bnout chuck norris, dats funnie, i showed ppl at my high skewl and day were like "how do u do dat", i wanna do dat wit a ninja suit and kill sum 1, THE 1 WHO STOLE THE SHIRT IDEA
WOO!, i made the comment just b4, its my bday in 5 days, im gonna kik ass at tae kwon do on thursday night
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i have just done this and i am now a NINJA!
it would be good for the winter but the nijas mask is kick ass
I wore one of these to McDonald's and ended up getting pulled over and now I have to go to court and I'm looking at jail time. Awesome. Not a joke =(
That's hilarious! Although I have to say if you're looking at jail time for wearing a ninja mask, then you're just a dumb@$$
Y'know this appeared on a T-shirt. After you posted this. Unless that's were you got it from.
not only is it a ninja mask it is a al quada terririst turban that goes great with the flamethrower this is kick ass
this is absolutely orgasmic
My halloween costume just got MUCH easier... now i just need that flamethrower
Actually I'm a ninja so watch out! PS: I'm SERIOUS!!!!!
i'm wearing your ninja mask as i write this and i notice that it is somewhat hard to take fast deep breathes. i have to open my mouth really wide. this still kicks ass.
i suppose ninjas have to go throught a lot any way.
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i already was a ninja, but with this make over my powers have increased ten fold, thank you!
What u talking bout ninja's dont make masks their born that way . duhh.
wow i'm going to tag shit up tonight
Pirates kill ninjas
Dude this is awesome WE ARE HAVING A HUGE NINJA VS PIRATE PARTY at my school club. NINJAS RULE. THIS KICKS ASS SO HARD AWESOME!
"Actually I'm a ninja so watch out! PS: I'm SERIOUS!!!!!"
If you're a ninja, then tell me what are the basic fundamentals of being a ninja? what is the name for stealth? what is the art of training to be a ninja called?
ninjutsu maybe???
and it is not an art.. it is simply a mix of many arts
but how the hell can u drink beer? and be a ninja
"HARD TO BREATH WITH MASK ON"
ninjas do not need to breath as much as u do. and the art of the ninja is taught in ninjitsu (stealth and fighting style) and nimpo (fighting style). Thats all im going to realease
Hey! It's over a year since i read this. It's totally cool thanks man!! I was desperate for some cover whilst i nilf candy tonight (October 2006) and was screwed. I had nothing to wear! A weak inner spider-ninja sense reminded me about you!!!
Ninja top rules!!! I wish i could send you some candy...
what about a pirate-ninja........
This is awsome!! I'd wear it 2 school, but it would b against the dress code... >:[
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i am so amazed
WE ARE GOING TO OWN YOU FOR STEALING OUR ANCIENT T-SHIRT FOLDING WAYS!
YOU DISHNOURED MY ANCESTORS. SOON WE WILL ENGAGE IN COMBAT!!
Wow.
Really cool.
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Use a COTTON shirt people...othewise u cant breath
which sucks real bad
and from down here in australia i say
YEAH!!! THIS OWNS!!!
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Use a COTTON shirt people...othewise u cant breath
which sucks real bad
and from down here in australia i say
YEAH!!! THIS OWNS!!!
bestguide on the internet by far
if you use another color, it will kinda look like a terrorist mask!
dude i saw a shirt that showed how to do this with another shirt ( i used it for holloween and when i vandelise things)
awsome idea m8 i wish i could of though of it....:( lol
SWEET...i just shit my pants...ninja style
man this is great ninjas takeover the wold as a headline i can see it right now.sweet a dude keep upn tha good work
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I WILL NOW PUT A CURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, YOU WILL ALL NOW HAVE TO EAT BALLISTICS GEL FOR A WEEK!
Anyway, everyone knows that to be a ninja, you have to eat [Savory Deviate Delight]
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This is the dorkiest shit I've ever seen. Stop wanting to be a ninja, its becoming a joke to the name of ninja and to yourselves.
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My friend did this, and ninja'ed his way into my house. Funny thing is, some old lady saw him with his mask on & breaking in and called out all of our neighbors on the street. Eventually, we noticed about 10 or so people wandering around staring at my house. I made my friend go out and tell everyone he wasn't a terrorist or something.
this guy is the shiz disagree?
then you suck
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muwaha now i am the most powerful emo ninja in the world due to the discovery of the lost arts of shirt folding being rediscovered amoungst our kin!
My ninja powers are increasing at an exponential rate. Now I am going to slaughter some pirates.
I must admit this made me laugh a bit, partially because it keeps resurfacing everywhere. I believe the original source is entertheninja.com. From one standpoint this is somewhat practical in emergency situations, or when you're just screwing around, but of course it doesn't make up for a full traditional shinobi shozoku.
And whoever said that ninjutsu is not an art, you're an idiot. Ninjutsu is a martial art, and yes it has historical influence from other martial arts, but what doesnt? Most of the martial arts we know today trace themselves back to India, which branch over to China/Korea etc., and then are brought to Japan by travelling monks who have sailed overseas. And even so, ninjutsu has definitely defined itself as its own martial art. The only one I could see you referencing as a culmination of arts would be the Konigun Ryu, which does have some pretty strong roots and influences from several martial arts (ha I give you too much credit, you probably have never even heard of these, "adam").
But ninjutsu is definitely its own martial art, "adam", the art of stealth being one of its most widely accepted translations. And whoever said pirates beat ninjas, ugh, get real. Rock on taijutsu, ninjutsu, and the Togakure Ryu (a form of ninjutsu that I study, look it up and learn something)!
This is a wonderful thing! I am going to Burning Man for the first time this year and this is a perfect way to protect from the dust storms whilst still looking cool! Thank you!
As to the debate between the arts, I studied both ninjutsu and Kung-fu and I found Kung fu to be much more useful. Real Kung fu focuses on simple, economical movements while ninjutu seemed to emphasize cool looking movements, from what I saw.
Personally, I don't really care. Any martial art is far better than none and most people have no training at all.
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ive done this PLENTY of times and every time i feel going on a bad-ass ninja killing spree.
I saw this sh!t in Nuts magazine a year or 2 ago.. It fcking owns.
lol i like this even more than the flour bomb... WAIT! Flour bombs... Ninjas... MWAHAHA!!!
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This is really handy, saved me $10 on a balaclava. Now I'm out to vandal - ripper
thanks for the tip, this is hardcore.. thanks alot..
cool shit man, cool shit. I read it, then i tried it like most of the other people that saw it.
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haha was that shirt a christmas present?
Yeah, pretty good, except for the fact that I've seen this on about 20 sites, none of which was the original. All the idiots in this should shut up about being vandals and terrorists, and go terrorize and vandalize their own houses. The dude studying Konigun Ryu, that sounds cool, and I'd do it if i had money for lessons. and kung fu dude, every martial art has it's own advantages and disadvantages.
That was amazin! but my dad thinks im a tard now...
Ok.. First off.. The comments here are More weird than the whole 'Im a ninja ill kick your ass' theme going on. Second off, To the person whom brought up [Savory Deviate Delight].. You>Ninja
culdnt u just wear a 1 hole balaclava that covers up evry part of your face except for your eyes. in fact im doing that right now.
I haven't seen anyone on this entire page who has a clue what they're talking about yet.. koshiden ryu or whatever isn't true ninjutsu, that's fake ninjutsu taught by a fake scam artist grandmaster who stays in hiding and goes by the name of Ashida Kim.. None of you will ever be accepted into the real clan.. You screwed yourselves by posting your bs.. In order to be a member of the ninja brotherhood you have to be accepted by submitting backrground checks and medical history for starters.. Then after that you'll wait for months maybe even years.. In the event that you lie to get in they'll find out and put you out physically.. I'm not even going to tell any of you where or how to receive the real training.. I'm just going to laugh at how ridiculously retarded you all are and how stupid each of you would look in a real fight.. Also I should add that all arts DO have flaws EXCEPT for ninjutsu.. No other art teaches the flaws of the flaws of the flaws which lead back to no flaw of every technique possible to man.. And to the idiot who thinks he has the answers who is a flake, I train in kung fu as well.. None of your statements about origination are completely true.. The only walk of life in any other part of the world that is even similar to that of the ninja is that of the Native American Scouts found moreso in the Eastern Coast of North America than the West Coast.. Therefore proving all of your bs to be bs.. It is true that other arts have been perverted into perfection by the ninja, however, it is not true that any of the other arts influenced ninjutsu itself.. I'm not going into any detail because none of you deserve it.. And yes, you got my attention by your stupid college ski-mask crap.. I hope someone calls the cops on you and that they beat you when they catch you retards.. As a matter of fact, you'd better pray that the cops catch you and not one of us.. To help give us a shameful reputation is to help yourself into a closed casket prematurely..
wow.......congradufuckinlashions retard! you just broke the fag-o-meter! but ninjas still kickass
nice. way cool. just posted some of my nija photos on facebook.
awesome i made one for myself and my dad (i'm not above 17 or 18 yet...) has a sword and i took pictures with me as a ninja w/ my sword it was fwikin tight!!!
i used a white shirt and i totally looked like a terrorist lol i looked so weird
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lol i tried it with a white one and i looked kwl and a black one made people run away!
this is old.....i used to use this to hit licks all the time when i was younger....its not a ninja mask, its a robbing mask.
Good Job! :)
okay fuck i need a mirror...I have no idea what i look like. :D
you guys do know that ninjas stole from the poor and raped people right...
well... you think your a mazing...
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dude, being a ninja is all about stealth, including ninjitsu, ninpo, and to use the cool term freerunning. look it up on youtube.
(freerunning i mean. not the jamaican movie.) plus ninja's were honourless scoundrels. oh well. Still cool!
P.S. pirate's would use ninja skillz and weapons THEY ARE DAMNED EQUAL!!!
ninjas suk assssss, y not be a terrorist!!! lol goos job tho
Dude this kicks ass! All you ppl criticizing this, shun you! You have no right to live. I am gonna wear this for the rest of the night! You are a god dude! But look out the samari will be after you...
OMG HOW COOOOOOOL !
this is so cool
I showed this 2 my bro...he kinda now thinks he's a ninja
can't even breath. suffocates*
wait a minute ppl whats up with pretending to be a ninja you have to be one to pull it off right and this is cming from a girl training to be a ninja and no im not asain(sorry but i love all you asains)so get real ppl its annoying as hell to here/see ppl trying to be one so watch it and im serious.>=(
i ran up to the window during summer school with this on and banged on it then teleported away lol
i am going to go burn a cop car with this on.
lol best thing ever ima go scare the shit outa ppl now lol
ZOMG guys this is the best thing that could ever be invented!!! ZOMG ZOMG I am wearing the mask right now in skool and every1 is looking at me. I think now Im finally accepteddddddddd :) :) TY FOR HU EVER MADE THIS. MY ninja ways are forever in your debt.
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Goes great with my desert camo. Now when i go paintballing i am the leader cause I GOT NINJA MASK
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i just did it, i look more like i'm in al quida. lol
There is a better way to do it though...
1: put your head through one sleve so that it covers your nose.
2: pull the bottom of the shirt over your head so that it covers the forehead.
3: while holding the shirt together in the back your head, put your head through the collar and then through the second sleve.
4: make shure that the second sleve fits around your face from under the chin to te top of your head.
This will make an awesome ninja mask without the knot in the back!
this is sick hahaha
Ninja's are WAY cooler than pirates
I love how people spell "you're" wrong xD, anyway, I also love how people argue over a little trick. Still neat. =)
true ninjas never admit that they are ninjas.
Damm my wardrobe, folks at home don't try this with titty tight tees :(
This may be a bit off topic but I was reading an earlier post on spoon bending which got me very interested in the subject. In doing further research on the topic I found that many people report that this actually happens.
I did this and then ninjad out to my kitchen to get a drink. My parents didn't bat an eyelid.
Also, sarcastic congratulations to they guy who use the wrong "your" (it was meant to be "you're" 575 times in a row. (And misspelled "I'm" once.)
i have an airsoft war tomarrow and this will help my aperence
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You have been my inspiration for my homecoming next week as I am going as a ninja assassin during super hero/villain day. I'll be wearing my Zero Punctuation shirt that says "I'm An Assassin (shhhhhhhhhhhhhh)!" with the t-shirt mask you just taught me :)
dude this is so beast where did u learn from i want u ti train me plz
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that sucks. this is much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-qGwQC410
Merry christmas Ninja! I love the christmas tree in the backround, I love this shirt trick too, I will pass it on my family too.
Im wearing the mask while i type this. You will not be disappointed with the mask its good for airsoft or paintballing
Thank you to day i had to clean up dog shit so i put my ninja mask on and sprayed some frebreeze at the nostril area and managed to do it without any shit smell near my nose cheer to you ninja mask creator.
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Who evr put that big paragraph about clans and closed caskets suks.U r going to hear about a masked vigilante in a few years
also whoever typed "you're a jew" must have a crap load of time on their hands
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I'm going to an Excision concert using this.. It's going to be fucking nuts.
Nice job keep it up! I'll be visiting your site again to gather some more valuable information. Thanks for this information is really useful.
wearing this to a masquerade party ^.^ JHW
As soon as I made this I started a black knight operation and would attack anybody who tried to come up the stairs. The best part was that nobody knew who I was.
Thanks! My 4 year is very happy that he can play a ninja now:)
don't listen to anonymus he's a fucking retard. anyway luv it!!!
this is awsome as i am a real ninja . i have trained for 7 years in karate, judo, tai quan do, ninjitsu and jujitsu. and i have been going to gymnastics for 12 years now and i have the rest of the suit but i couldent find a ninja mask so now all i have to do is dust of the shriunkens i made when i was 10
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are these comments real? i've never found such a large group of stupid people before. but just to join in i would like to say some key phrases; kick ass, im wearing this as i type, retard, dude, your a jew.
I really like the way the guy transforms into a woman, you blog on how to do stuff is very educative. It was really fun to have read your post, since i can feel that i now know how to do stuff. Thank you for taking the initiative to share information with the readers.
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Dear Ninja T-Shirt Warriors,
I wore mine whilst I ate toasties and eggy-wegs. Me mum got mad cause I dripped runny egg yoke on me spanking new Ninja head covering and her yelling scared me cat until he wet the floor caused me to have a bloody mental breakdown and stand up and throw me bloody chair across the kitchen. That got me ASD in an uproar good and proper and me father had to drag me off by automobile to the asylum to spend time with me psychiatrist. SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR NINJA FOLDY T-SHIRT!!!! I'M NOT ONE OF YOU!!!! I'LL NEVER BE ONE OF YOU!!!!
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