Thursday, November 10, 2005

How To Do a Nerve Pinch:

1) Find the nerve center in your own neck. It should be right below your ear and right above your jaw. Press down on it with your index finger, you should know if you have found the right place. Find this on both sides of your neck.


2) Approach intended victim.

3) Using your thumb and middle finger, apply pressure to the nerve location on both sides of the neck.

76 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:10 PM

    Would only work on the scrawniest of victims.....

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  2. Anonymous10:29 PM

    ...it is also dangerous. Press the wrong cluster/vessel for more than five to ten seconds and death might occure.
    So, don't.

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  3. Anonymous11:36 PM

    actually that nerve is slighty in under the jaw bone. the best way to get to it is using the thumb and apply pressure in a can opener motion from the rear towards the tip of the nose. this will avoid any important blood vessals.

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  4. cool

    now come to my website see my profile for info

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  5. Anonymous6:19 AM

    Touching a woman on that particular spot, very gently, drives her wild. Works for me every time.

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    1. Anonymous4:59 PM

      Your a dope

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    2. Anonymous5:55 AM

      You're the man! Teach me some moves.

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  6. Anonymous11:53 PM

    yeah, i had a lot of people trying to grab and pinch my neck. as it was usually aggravating i found some of the results from these fun bullies. my neck muscles are quick to react and tolerate pressure very well. more interestingly, if you are my size or larger i can put you in the most stimulating shoulder lock you've probably experienced, with my choice to knee your head into a wall, destroy your shoulder joint, or walk you anywhere i desire.

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  7. Anonymous5:41 AM

    ^ lol, jiu jitsu owns with a capital p

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  8. Anonymous8:45 AM

    ahh jui jitsu, why did I ever stop attending?

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  9. Anonymous8:56 AM

    because your no chinese, fucking bafoon let them study their own studies lol... Nah I'm just kidding
    Love,
    Dan

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  10. Anonymous4:31 PM

    It's Japanese, not Chinese.

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    1. Anonymous9:31 PM

      Your mom is wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""!"!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. Anonymous10:16 AM

    ive heard of reports and there's been alot of deaths because of this do not try it

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  12. Anonymous3:44 PM

    Can cause cardiac arrest if applied millimeters from the intended spot for more than 5 seconds.

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  13. Anonymous8:09 PM

    hmmmmm...i might have to try that,thanks for the new idea

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  14. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Can be lethal. The blood can stop circulating to the brain because the blood vessels stick together. Also can make the person unconscious.

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  15. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Just because you can do something doesn't mean that it should be done but in this case making people unconcoius is one of my favorite pass times

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  16. Anonymous10:22 PM

    WOW...I WOULD CONSIDER ONLY USING THIS ONLY IN SELFDEFENSE SITUATIONS

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  17. Anonymous7:28 PM

    Doing this too gently will make you look wierdnyrse

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  18. Anonymous8:49 PM

    dude i cant make it work on people even if their necks are scrawny

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  19. Anonymous8:50 PM

    dude can you tell me how to work properly

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  20. Anonymous8:51 PM

    dude can you tell me how to work properly

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  21. i tried with myself. NOTHING HAPPENED!

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  22. Anonymous3:16 AM

    You are all noobs and you suck at life.

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  23. Anonymous2:13 PM

    omg!!!! you people are wierd and have no life. seriously>>>>>come on, get a date or somesthing.

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  24. Anonymous5:45 AM

    U LOT ARE SO SAD ITS UNREAL, WHY WUD YOU WANNA HURT SOMEONE? ITS CHAVS LIKE YOU THAT CAUSE ANNOYANCE TO NORMAL PEOPLES LIVES AND BULLY OTHERS U PATHETIC WASTERS. ILL LOCK YOU ALL UP U SAD LOW LIVES....(POLICEMAN)

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  25. Anonymous7:41 AM

    rofl to the noob that thinks he is a policeman, people like you make threads like this worth reading just for the amusment factor.

    Your not a cop, not that it would matter if you were, but your probably a fat gay teen living with your mother wishing you made something of your life and now feel the need to rain on everyone's parade on the internet that isn't as retarded as you are which sadly for us, is just about everyone else.

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  26. Anonymous3:27 AM

    lol, well i think that pplz who come on here to pay out pplz r complete an utter fags, there worse than whoeva made the post in the first place. like i mean people might enjoy this in their spare time instead of watching tv, it is a matter of oppionon and just because somone differs in oppinon doesnt make them worse then you it makes you worse than them for paying them out. but in all that iff you spen your life on here i suggest getting out lol :~) ohh and the dude who thinks hes a policeman, u r a total and utter fag)

    posted by nibblits :P

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  27. Anonymous12:41 PM

    FYI, your means belonging to you, you're means you are. I'm 15 by the way and I have known that rule since I was 7.

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  28. Anonymous7:47 PM

    fuck yall

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  29. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Wankers hu come on here r total fags, just like the policeman guy he is just stupid he is probs sum fat prick hu sits on his ass in sum lousy appartment wishing that he had enuf money 2 afford a shower, this is stupid why would you come on here 2 learn how 2 do this you utter fagots.

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  30. Anonymous10:23 PM

    that "cop" is just some fat 40 year old guy that still lives with his mom and collects comic books and on his free time he plays dungeons and dragons or some other retarded game.

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  31. Anonymous12:16 AM

    i will give this a shot it seems like fun i really dont care beciuse if im doing it its probary to someone i hate.

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  32. Anonymous11:00 AM

    I have enjoied many posts from this site, why do so many of the posts come down to threatening and abusive language. 'Noob' this and 'Get a girlfriend' that. You all really really need to grow up.

    23yrs, Non-noob, 2 girlfriends.

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  33. Anonymous10:23 PM

    ya guys its sad how you treat a fellow human being he is a brother to our race

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  34. Anonymous11:17 PM

    You really need to take this down, this could aid in people who want to kill themselves.

    Seriously, remove it or I'm going to report this to the police.

    I know someone who works at the Hospital and they said this only works if it's another person doing it to you and it has to be precise. But this is deadly information.

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  35. Anonymous11:45 PM

    i would only use this if i had to defend my self, it helped me when i was shooting my paintball gun and missed and broke a window+TV, the guy was soooooooo mad he attacked me..........thx guys


    P.S. the guy broke my nose LOLZ

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  36. Anonymous5:23 PM

    God your mean!

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  37. Anonymous5:47 PM

    this is what you do
    u grab the other persons pinky finger
    with your thumb and index finger
    then you flinch your pinky finger
    then they blow up

    its true i saw it in kung fu panda

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  38. Anonymous7:17 PM

    WELL OK HERES THE REAL TRUTH I THINK THAT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF YOU EVER GOT IN A FIGHT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT ITS STEEL KIND OF DANGOUS!!!!!!!!!!

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  39. Anonymous3:29 PM

    THANK YOUU!!!!!!!!!!! i eon't nerve pinch

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  40. Anonymous1:28 AM

    it works i used it on my friend

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  41. Anonymous1:29 AM

    it works i used it on my friend

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  42. Anonymous1:30 AM

    it work i used it on my friend

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  43. Anonymous3:29 PM

    this works on places like arms and legs also. if you pinch or punch with fingertips at the bending of the inner arm it might paralyze the arm and make it unmoveable for 30-60 minutes. Now Warning do not pinch in back of neck around the bun there. This might make the one you pinch to lose breath. Trust me its not funny when you see they cant breath. These pinches works in other places like legs,groin,chest,back along spine,and also behind ear (as shown on page). Just warning that pushing or pinching at chests bottom near lungs might damage the victim. Doing a punch/pinch at two points for example arms legs at same time makes the victim immobilized.If you hold a steady grip under the victims elbow and pushes the soft inner arms bending he will automaticlly bend down. Just warning that just beacause the victims arms is out doesnt mean he cant fight with them. HE can move his body to make them flap around to slap you. wanna know more check about pressure points.

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  44. Anonymous3:03 PM

    this can kill within 2 days do not do it

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  45. Anonymous6:11 PM

    I like everyone who's coming on here saying that people who spend their time on here are losers and fags..you know you're calling yourself that by being on here? Duuuuumb.

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  46. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Lol this is funny I'm Lmfao at all the retards who post here like the "policeman" rofl!!!! Not everyones coments were stupid so dont get me wrong. But the policeman one had me laughing for like 10 mins!! I've heard some stupid stuff but that post was like the icing on the cake :).

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  47. Anonymous8:49 PM

    this stuf is nuts!

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  48. Anonymous4:34 AM

    Umm so u know you peeps just wanna kill people umm that's cool ?? Anyway just you people get a life I mean seriously MAKING PEOPLE UNCONCIOUS

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  49. Anonymous1:43 AM

    police mans just a retarted idiot sitting on the lounge playing with dolls. he may as well shove his shit up his ass dick head drinking piss

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  50. Anonymous1:50 AM

    dick heads the police mans a dick head i say fuck that bitch get a stick and shuve it up his ass

    kill him

    hes a 15 year old retarted low life living with his mum reading playboy mags wishing to have sex

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  51. Anonymous4:30 PM

    jesus christ, do any of you illiterate fucks know how to spell? there was this one dumbass who kept saying "hu" instead of who and i was like really? REALLY? and also lol at the dipshit cyber cop.

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  52. Anonymous8:55 PM

    I still don't understand? Does it make you pass out? Or something?

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  57. Anonymous10:39 PM

    If you pinch to long might kill the person so don't do it

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  58. Hey my boyfriend and I were goofing around and he was trying this out on me but he did it a little too hard and now both nerves have swollen and really hurt and I can't sleep some nights and it gave me a fucking migraine today does anyone know what will help?

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  59. Anonymous12:05 AM

    Sleeper hold

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  61. Anonymous10:49 PM

    OMG, guys. Seriously. This is driving me crazy. Reading all your comments and insults is sickening me. No one likes haters. You don't like this, why are you here then in the first place? And that dude that says he's policeman, uh, come on. I don't buy that, to be honest. And some others out there, if you're gonna continue hating over stuff and insulting on the internet, you should learn how to type properly. A few typos is alright but it's annoying. It makes me think you're all 10 year olds. Hate on something? Shut the fuck up and move on. No one's gotta go listen to any of that crap. I came here for fun and thought it was funny, but after reading the words "fag" and other things, it pissed me off. Stop insulting, dammit.
    Sorry if I pissed you off, but I had to give my opinion. Think about it.

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  62. Anonymous3:33 AM

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    3) Lots of ads that weren't Mod removed (or at least mod'd) lol :P :D :)) lulz

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  63. Your calling people weird and have no life when your own here your self and you can't even spell something right before telling people to get a life you need to go back to school

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  64. Anonymous12:55 AM

    Does anybody on here really know how to spell? I just lost intelligence reading the posts. Please kids, stay in school!

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  69. Anonymous12:45 PM

    -finger gunning because I literally am only here for writing purposes-

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